Got Mik?

Please please.... DO NOT

1. DO NOT ask me whether I have found a place to stay. How come I'm still staying in hostel?

Unless you have a place to offer me, please don't ask just for the sake of asking me a question. I am already having a major headache here.

2. DO NOT ask me to go out and spend money.

I would love to go out, but if I don't, please spare a thought, instead of complaining and gossiping about how I lead my life. Even though KTV, dinner, movies, birthday presents, clubbing may be a meagre sum to you, these so-called gatherings are very draining on me. I do not have a permanent job here, no thousands of dollars per month like most of you. I have to pay for rental, pay for bills, pay for meals, pay for every freaking shit that your Mommy and Daddy may have paid for you. All I'm saying is, please be understanding.

3. DO NOT ask me why I'm not out on a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday night.

I am human, I need to rest. I fall ill too. I am not a clubber or a socialite so I'm not obligated to attend parties, entertain and patronise every weekend.

4. Do not think that my part time job at Redbull is easy.

Try carrying bags and bags and bags of 32-cans-redbull for 7 hours straight. Being rejected and ridiculed by some stupid people on the street. Yet you still have to smile and move on. Well, I can take rejections, since all I'm doing is offering you redbull for sampling and I don't stand to lose anything. I'm not doing sales here, I beg your pardon. It's the brainless, I-think-I-am-very-highclass-people who treat us like transparent glass that really pisses us off.

5. DO NOT ask me to be a tai tai if I really can't find a job soon.

I'm not a bimbo okay. I prefer earning and spending my own money. I do not go for rich assholes who drives fast car. I will not like you just because you treat me to posh restaurants or buy me Tiffany. I have a mind of my own. I won't bow to any guys who think they are very suave and could sweep any girls off their feet.

6. DO NOT ask me indirectly whether I am attached.

If you want to ask, just come straight to the point. I freaking hate people who beat around the bush. Aren't you tired from all the beatings?? Okay, I am very very very single and I will remain like this for quite a long time.


Thank you thank you thank you for your concern, seriously. But I really do not want to repeat myself every single second. I do not need unnecessary problems. Really, these are invisible stress. I'm not yelling at anyone or pleading for everyone to leave me alone. SighI hope you know what I mean.